Marie; speech pathologist; bum; cooking fiend; perfectionist; occasionally artistic; always cynical; One Piece enthusiast; roleplayer; a little too obsessed with Thai tea.
Best not to take me too seriously, then.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.